Silly Persons





We are all devout followers of the not-so-great-god Yackerboom, the weirdest deity since Baal went under contract to the Blizzard people.



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The Silly Persons Support Alliance is a non-prophet organisation.


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The Lunatic Lancers Regiment "The Government Is Always Right"

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Our military wing, the Lunatic Lancers, were originally modelled on the S.S., but with the decision to wear Liberace's castoffs as uniforms, they seem to be missing that special magic.  They are the only military in the world to wear their rank insignia on their buttocks. They hate war but love a little kinetic military action from time to time.






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Our Master, Yackerboom, Deity 4th Class and Lord Of The Fleas, may his name be  eternally misspelt.  With his fellow members of the Unholy Trinity, Holy Webmaster, Hooded Terror, Adolph Oneball, and Eric the Half-Bee (counting is not their long suit), they rule life, the universe, and everything not already being run by those who own bigger guns.


Become a Yackerboom's Witness and walk around the neighbourhood knocking people up.


Are you a lost and lonely alien?  Go here for help.



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Hooded and Holy enjoying Store Santa training for their next christmas gig.





It has become quite obvious, with the rise of the Neocons, that the future is indeed very bleak for we Silly Persons.

Few people appreciate the years we Silly Persons invest in truancy, sleeping in class, playing with ourselves excessively, even in our own spare time, wearing our sister's underwear, learning not to read or write or use personal hygiene, to gain that level of idiocy    required to hold ourselves up in the name of sheer stupidy.  These damn Neocons are coppin' our groove, and making money, without paying their dues.  Trotskyism doesn't count.  Bet they can't summarise Proust in 15 seconds!

Those of us called to Holy Wankerdom, and who are old enough to have learnt at the feet of Jethro Q. Walrustitty, to have shared pearls of unwisdom with Arthur 'two sheds' Jackson, to have listened to all of Anne Elks theory, have come to realise that it is time to stand up and be counted!  Fox News do a very good impression of being utterly silly, but we are the masters of Utter Dickheadedness, and it is time to cast down these pretenders.

O Yackerboom, Lord  Of The Fly-Buys, Custodian of the Holy Words Flip, Flop, and Fly, First Amongst All Rama Lama Ding Dongs, Grand Moff Diver, Lord Privvy Seal, Hetman Of Hedonism, Saint Of All Sinners, Loader Of Number Nine Coal, Papal Padawan, Head Coach Of The Holy Harlots Of Antioch, Holy Giver Of Boiled Lollies, Author of "My Spiritual Guide Years for Running Bear And Little White Dove", Religious Right Ratbag, Regime Changer In Residence, Stranger Danger Arranger, Author of "Sins - How To Ensure You Break All Of Them", Vicar Of Vestal Virgins, Holder Of The Happy Organ, Part Time Frisbee, Author of "Disappearing Up Your Own Fundamental Oriffice For Dummies", Keeper Of The Secret Of Tom Cruise's True Height, Author of "101 Sins You Never Knew Existed", Author of "Scientology - How L Ron Pinched My Best Ideas",  and Right Royal Running Rectum, help us in our hour of need and save our spotty botties.


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The Silly Persons Support Alliance is constitutionally based on the plot of The Bold And The Beautiful, with inspiration from Tom Cruise and Scientology.  Our meetings are held with all the decorum of a session of the South Korea parliament, and disputes are handled with the fairness of a Stalin show trial, using the more modern GITMO military tribunal procedures.  Judgement of guilt is always given on the Fux Spews Chunder before any evidence is presented.


CONTACT AND JOIN US TODAY, IT IS THE SILLY THING TO DO, AFTER ALL! JOINING THE SILLY PERSONS SUPPORT ALLIANCE IS ABOUT AS STUPID AS IT GETS!  JOIN THE LUNATIC LANCERS AT THE SAME TIME AND WE WILL MAKE YOU AN OBERGRUPPENFUHRER BY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK.  INVITE A FRIEND AND WE WILL HELP YOU ANNEXE THE SUDETENLAND!  BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!  BRING THE WHOLE FAMILY AND YOU COULD BE WALKING AROUND A GERMAN RADIO STATION IN POLISH UNIFORMS TOMORROW!














© Brian Brett 2011